So you’ve got the job of your dreams
But all is not quite as it seems
Follow these rules
And we’ll give you the tools
To fit perfectly into the team
The first tip is to show up on time
To be late is a serious crime
You might get the sack
And never come back
And be back in the job-hunting line
The next rule that I have for you
Is to make sure you polish your shoes
If you look like a scruff
Your boss will be in a huff
And they’ll say you belong in a zoo!!
Another word on your Appearance
It’s vital to your perseverance
First impressions are key
Take it from me
Or you might make a quick disappearance
Make sure to bring your bank information
To give to your employer, it’s your obligation
If this is delayed
You cannot get paid
And that is a major frustration!
Remember photographic ID
Give it to your employer to see
Prove who you are
And your career can go far
Even if you don’t have a degree!
National Insurance is also a must
Even if your cards covered in dust
Get rid of the murk
Bring it to work
And be seen as someone to trust
I hope my Limericks helped you
And now you have more of a clue
Of what should be done
On day number one
And with that, I bid you adieu.
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